In mere hours, I’ll be standing in front of a classroom of students, preparing to introduce them to freshman composition. I have yet to decide what to wear. But more pressingly, I have yet to complete the course syllabi for both classes. I hope I can finish within a reasonable hour. But then again, I could always just show up tomorrow with a single handwritten list of ideas and try desperately to convince them I’m brilliant and super fun. That sounds like the likeliest scenario.
Tonight, I must leave on something funny: