Firstly, I couldn't believe it when CSP told me, but it's true - John Ashbery has been named Poet Laureate of mtvU.

Secondly, say what you will about Kanye West, the following video, which was officially commissioned by the Louis Vuitton Don, is unequivocally cool. It features Zach Galifianakis and Will Oldham lip syncing the track "You Can't Tell Me Nothing." Enjoy: